OH how I missed you kids!
and how I missed just sitting down and writing my every thought and the severe delusion than anyone was enjoying said thoughts.
And quite honestly I just went back and re read some of my posts and I am shocked that were any amount of people over zero that read this thing.
And then I went all emo girl and took a break from writing cuz my life got in the way I guess. So if there are any of you left out there, thanks for holding on.
And hopefully we will find some new friends a long the way!
Let me not act like I am in a better place now and suddenly I'm funnier and more poignant. Cuz I totally am. But I just won't act like it. Cuz you know.. being all gloaty isn't very nice.
But let me just say this. I definitely am like 25 now and should have some cooler stories by now. So yeah, what I been trying to stumble and bumble around is that
(hide the children)
and the flavored vodka (just in case)
(that just in case is just in case Chelsea Handler is anywhere near, because apparently she likes midgets and vodka. And I'm not sure if I've ever mentioned that my body towers in at a whopping 60 inches. So she may be lurking near by. I'm just sayin...